Fuck My Middle Class Life

“ I hate my pillow here. ”

“ I have actually blinded myself by not wearing goggles in the pool. 4 days before my exam. Brill. ”

“ I couldn’t find anything nice in Topshop and I need to find something before my voucher runs out. ”

“ I hate it when my tweet doesn’t send. It makes me want to die. ”

“ This really is getting too much! I just want to go and hang myself from my chandelier. ”

“ Mum’s book group are being loud and laugh-y and hogging the living room. ”

“ No, it’s really not worth it. Then I’d have to clean the cafetiere. ”